It will be for me:

As I stood there looking like a Roy Orbison impersonator in my specially polarized glasses, I made a mental note to call my wife and apologize for the money we’ll be dropping on 3-D televisions in the next few years. Because, no matter how attached you are to your current HD flatscreen, you’re going to want to throw it in the trash once you see sports in 3-D.

This is not meant to serve as an advertisement for ESPN or for any of the consumer electronics companies whose products I may mention below. I’m not receiving any promotional equipment or reward of any kind; in fact, I’d be fired if I were. This is just a warning for all of you out there who, like me, can’t resist the lure of the Next Big Gadget.

Sometime between five and 10 years from now, most of us will watch our sports in 3-D, and we’ll wonder why anyone bothers to actually attend the games.